captainwillies's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Professor Layton pt. 5]

man

that little girl just makes me so horny i dont know what it is.

anyway im glad to see that kid get a beating :D it felt so good watching that.

Skaijo responds:

You better hope Chis Hansen didn't hear you say that. >:3

[Deeper Meaning]

ok so

the blue thing at the start is "creation" out of that comes the first "idea" pure and simple which then gets swallowed by "concept". Luckily the concept eventually calms down and solidifies into something "real" and "lasting" that can also bear "fruit" which also gets refined until it is like that of pure THOUGHT!...a...and it can exists like this in its purist form for only an instance before getting swallowed by the darkness....

you sir have touch me deeply 5/5 10/10

SuperLaserBeamPanda responds:

we watching the same movie?

[Pokemon: Pee Red Version]

SEQUEL

no peter didn't kill himself the kid playing the game did. in the sequel his sister comes into the room and slots the game into her pink gameboi then starts a female character that get sexually harassed by the characters in the game.

-ending = tentical rape.

you can thank me later ;D

favourite line: bellawesome has been captured...i guess.....i'm confused.

OrangePylon responds:

No the kid playing the game WAS Peter. >:/

SHUT UP.

I have to quit video game parodies.

No tentacle rape either, why would you even think that would be a good ending? And how would it work?... *shudder* Bad thoughts involving Tangela...

[Bench Man!]

interesting

Buttsex is like spinach, your forced to have it as a child but you learn to enjoy it when you get older.

Slintas responds:

Right on!

[Pathetic Phallusy]

Dear God

and if my name isn't captainwillies :D

this is genius pure genius. to any body reading this review WATCH THIS MOVIE. ITS THE GREATEST STORY EVER TOLD.

*warning* may not be greatest story ever told

LordLothlorien responds:

The greatest story ever told, as far as I can recollect, was a little movie called Winkers 6.

[Wars of the When?]

it was ok

the transition from scene to scene was a bit slow. have you been to cartoonsmart(dot)com.

xjbshadowx responds:

By slow what exactly do u mean?
and isnt cartoonsmart a pay site?
thnx

[D**k Attack]

oh lawd

i laughed so hard

BurningBunnies responds:

HAHAHA, CAPTAINWILLIES.

What an appropriate name.